he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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