His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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