piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
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The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
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I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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