I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
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Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
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To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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