She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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