im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
did i just pee glitter
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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