I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
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I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
They took my balls.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
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I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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