You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I'm getting married
To pizza
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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