Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
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Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
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Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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