I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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