after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
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THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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