You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
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took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
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He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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