so explain again why im purple
no
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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