Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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