He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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