should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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