no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
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All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
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I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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