It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
