: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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