Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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