what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
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You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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