these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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