LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
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Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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