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Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved

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(740): View more from Ohio

ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.

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(614): View more from Ohio

I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I think she's perpetually drunk

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It's all she knows

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(310): View more from California

I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.

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(708): View more from Illinois

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Baby Shark came on during sex.

(812): View more from Indiana

She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?

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