And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Randomize
