margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
My feet surprised me
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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