im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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