The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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