Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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