Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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