So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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