You surviving the open bar?
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Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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