I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
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By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
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If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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