Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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