So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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