Life is so much better after having sex.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
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Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
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maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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