He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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