I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Randomize
