He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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