Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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