I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
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I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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