we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
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You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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