accomplished twins. life is a go
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
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Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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