Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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