Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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