using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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