I wannas sexs uuuuu
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
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I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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