I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
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so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She's the barista slut.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
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it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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