so that wasnt chicken after all
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I skipped work to stalk him.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
