one two three fourrrrnication!
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
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