Whod you bang
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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