I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
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I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
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I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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