I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
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And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
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I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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