everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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