yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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