So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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