so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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