so explain again why im purple
no
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
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I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
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The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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